Where the Hell Do You Even Put the Popcorn in Disney's Sail Barge Bucket?

Another Star Wars Day is nearly upon us, which means, of course, yet further opportunities for unhinged merchandise. The Disney parks are no exception to this rule, which means we’re already starting to see what they’ve got planned for this year’s festivities—and what’s planned is popcorn logistics nightmares. The Disney Parks Blog has revealed a first look at some of the food-based merchandise attendees will be able to pick up around the May 4th celebrations. There’s some fun things, like light-up lightsaber swizzle sticks, or an oddly spherical bantha masquerading as a drinks sipper, but where things really start getting a bit silly are the popcorn buckets. Because while the cinema industry is still trying to make increasingly absurd vessels for snacks to chase that Dune: Part Two high, theme parks have long been on board with the idea of basically selling you a giant plastic toy that could ostensibly hold some popcorn. First up is the more acceptable vessel of the two, so long as you believe that carrying around a severed droid head while queuing for Star Tours is acceptable: a “salvaged droid” popcorn bucket, which features light-up eyes and, presumably, a giant vacant head for