Football Daily | Rangers and a slapstick fiasco that gave Martin a furious dose of fatal realism

Here is a 187-word summary of the news article: The article discusses a disastrous start to a UEFA Bigger Cup qualifying match for Scottish club Rangers. In the opening minutes, Rangers players Nasser Djiga and Jack Butland conceded a "slapstick" goal in a comedic fashion. The author notes that this gave Rangers fans a "furious dose of fatal realism" after initially expressing cautious optimism. The article also touches on the ongoing transfer saga surrounding Newcastle United striker Alexander Isak. Isak claims the club made promises about allowing him to leave, but Newcastle denies this. The author sarcastically suggests Isak may write a "painful breakup album" over the situation. Additionally, the piece includes various football-related anagrams and quips, such as suggesting Pep Guardiola's youthful appearance may be due to "synthetic cream" and that Carlisle United's decline looks like "Ritual Declines." Finally, the article includes a reader's suggestion to rename the "hand/arm ball" offense to simply "hand ball," arguing that the intent is to stop players from controlling the ball, not necessarily using their arms.