Masturbation May 2026: Deals on vibrators, dildos, and more

May is the best time to focus on yourself. The weather's warming up, some of you are graduating or starting new chapters, and the vibes (pun intended) are just generally good. It's no wonder Good Vibrations established National Masturbation Month in May 1995. (This was shortly after Bill Clinton, of all people, fired U.S. Surgeon General Dr. Joycelyn Elders for suggesting masturbation should be taught in sex ed. High school probably would have been a lot easier if it were, but I digress.) If you're looking for an excuse to buy a new sex toy ("just because" is also a very valid reason!), I've got about 15+ of them below. In honor of Masturbation May, I've tracked down all the best deals you can shop right now. From vibrators and dildos to clitoral suction devices and male sex toys, this is a comprehensive list of where to get your rocks off for less. OK, story time: About seven months ago, biird (one of my all-time favorite sex toy brands) removed the original Namii from its website. No warning, no email to explain why. The rumors were out there, of course, citing "legal reasons," but that's all I heard. Well, the drought is over. The Namii 2 (the upgraded version of the original) i