The Trump Phone Still Looks Like Total Trash

As much as many of us would like the Trump phone saga to be over, the T1 just keeps hanging around. As noted by The Verge, an updated design has now been made official on the Trump Mobile website, which is to say, a fresh new direction that still looks like total sh*t. Here it is, for all your viewing displeasure: This is basically the same look that Trump’s goons showed The Verge’s Dominic Preston over a crappy video call recently, but in higher website-worthy resolution now. It looks notably different from the original mockup, which had clip art iPhone vibes. Here’s a picture of the original render for context: Obviously, getting rid of the “I hope everyone thinks I’m rich” gold finish was never on the table, so that’s been carried forward, but the camera alignment is officially different, and the big-ass “T1” branding has been scrubbed off like a piece of broccoli off President Trump’s dinner plate. As The Verge also notes, the price is now listed as “promotional” and starts at $499. To lock that “promotional” price in, you can send Trump Mobile a $100 deposit. To be honest, the only thing that price is promoting in me is an urge to log off for good. Luckily, the “you” sending a