Faux-humble José Mourinho plays his part on oddly tender Chelsea return | Barney Ronay

The article describes José Mourinho's return to Stamford Bridge, the home of his former club Chelsea, for a Champions League match. The author portrays Mourinho's entrance as a carefully choreographed theatrical performance, with the "whump of pitchside flames" and the "tinny theatre of the Uefa anthem" setting the stage. Mourinho is described as a "fond, long-lost figure" who emerges from the steam, suitcase in hand, evoking a sense of nostalgia. However, the author notes that this "daddy" figure is just as likely to "jab her in the eye" or make "borderline defamatory remarks in a press conference," highlighting Mourinho's more controversial side. The article suggests that Mourinho's return to Stamford Bridge was a calculated, "faux-humble" display, a "piece of pure theatre" and "entertainment product" rather than a genuine homecoming. The author's tone is critical, suggesting that Mourinho's actions are more about showmanship than genuine emotion.