Bullfighter suffers perforated rectum after being gored in comeback from retirement

Jonathan Hutton and Chad Withrow pitch Sam Leavitt as the QB next year who will garner all the attention by October Bullfighter Jose Antonio Morante de la Puebla might be wishing right about now that he never decided to come out of retirement. Considered by some to be the best to ever do it, he found himself on the wrong end of a bull’s horn earlier this week and landed in the hospital as a result. The "King of Bullfighters" as the 46-year-old is known, met his match on Monday when he suffered a perforated rectum in front of a packed Maestranza arena in Seville, Spain. The matador couldn’t get out of the way of one of the bulls in time and stayed down holding his butt before being carried out of the bullring in pain. The horn up the ass has happened to other bullfighters before him and will likely happen again, as long as the sport of bullfighting continues. Puebla’s injury was described as "very serious" and according to The Times required more than two hours of surgery. As you can see in the video, he was in immediate pain after failing to get out of the way of the charging bull. A split second quicker and that horn isn’t finding his rectum. Unfortunately, he wasn’t able to get o