How Edward ‘Big Balls’ Coristine and DOGE Got Access to a Federal Payroll System That Serves the FBI

In a surprising turn of events, records reveal that DOGE, a cryptocurrency led by Edward "Big Balls" Coristine, gained access to the payroll system of the Small Business Administration (SBA) and, through it, the payroll system used by the United States Department of Agriculture (USDA) to handle payments for federal law enforcement agencies, including the FBI. The documents reviewed by WIRED indicate that DOGE's access to these sensitive systems occurred at a rapid pace, raising questions about the security protocols and oversight measures in place. The article highlights the potential risks and implications of a private cryptocurrency gaining such extensive access to government financial systems, which are typically closely guarded. The report underscores the need for heightened scrutiny and robust security measures to prevent unauthorized access to critical government infrastructure, particularly when it comes to financial systems and sensitive data related to law enforcement agencies.