Armed Guards and Muscle Milk: Senate Investigation Reveals DOGE Takeover Details

A Senate investigation has revealed concerning details about the alleged takeover of the US government by the cryptocurrency DOGE. The report claims that DOGE put the Social Security numbers of all Americans at risk, and that officials at federal agencies obstructed the investigation, effectively denying the existence of DOGE. The investigation uncovered the use of armed guards and Muscle Milk to maintain control over government operations. This raises serious questions about the integrity of government institutions and the potential threats posed by cryptocurrencies. The report highlights the need for greater transparency and accountability in the financial sector, as well as the importance of robust security measures to protect sensitive personal information. The findings of this investigation are likely to have significant implications for the regulation and oversight of digital currencies in the United States.