Hey, at least you had a better week than this bullfighter...

Is this a ballpark snack or a dare from a mad scientist? 🎡🍟 We’re diving into the most controversial menu item of the 2026 MLB season: The Toronto Blue Jays' Cotton Candy Fries. It's Saturday, which means it's as good a time as any to get up to speed on all of the news you may have missed this week with a little help from The Punch-Up! We had a bullfighter on the wrong end of a horn, a hockey team getting cursed by a rooster, and a CNN reporter's kid becoming the voice of the nation while interviewing Hakeem Jeffries. A bull-fighter's unfortunate injury, a rotisserie chicken curse, and a CNN reporter's kid doing a better job than most of the newsroom headline this edition of The Punch-Up (iStock) There's plenty more where that came from, though, so let's dig on in! LPGA STAR NELLY KORDA SIZZLES ON THE BEACH, DEMS WON'T STOP DANCING & GIA DUDDY WHIPS UP A BIKINI LUNCH Former ESPN reporter Adrian Wojnarowski’s anti-Trump views are causing issues with donors at St. Bonaventure University, where he now works. "If it doesn’t work out there, give us a call," said all of the Ivy League schools. King Charles' personal chef says the Monarch can expect the "Best of America" on the menu when